Posts Tagged ‘funny’

I Kid You Not Dept.

February 19, 2014 Leave a comment


HEY KIDS! What time is it? It’s time to play DIGITAL CORNHOLE!!!!!

Categories: Humor Tags: , ,

“And not once did anybody say to me, ‘Socrates, hemlock is poison’.” From Tonight Show? Letterman, Steve Martin

November 20, 2011 Leave a comment


“Bonobo Pants,” for men who want to exude the style and grace of a horny, promiscuous Great Ape.

November 4, 2011 1 comment


OK, it’s WTF time in the land of the zombies and the home of the clueless. Does this company actually think that most people are not familiar with what bonobos are famous for? Arghhhh.

Whoever the people are who came up with this company’s name (and all the folks down the line who went along for the ride without raising the alarm) have broken the land-speed record for utter ignorance and stupidity.

And where did I see their ad? Here’s the best part… in Facebook. Yep. Figures, so this tells us just what kind of intellectual caliber we can expect out of Team Zuke 🙂  Yep this is the company website, I’ll bet you thought I was kidding right?

Who's wearing the Bonobo Pants in THIS family?

"Honey, when I saw you in those Bonobo Pants, I just had to have you..."

Google+: Vampire Facebook: Zombie?

November 3, 2011 Leave a comment


Very funny and provoking article , ” ‘Steve Jobs: Vampire. Bill Gates: Zombie.’ ” in Oct. 30 Sunday NY Times Magazine got me speculating on further Zombie equations, hence my headline.

It’s a fun game and any number can play.

Send me YOUR equations.

Google+: Vampire Facebook: Zombie?

Anybody have the "If/Then" math equation for this? 🙂

Pursued by missiles, oh god, where can I buy this?


But seriously, where can I buy this?


"Pursued By Missile"... bandname? existential statement?

Categories: Art, Humor Tags: ,

Embarrassed Republicans Admit They’ve Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They’ve Been Praising Reagan

February 27, 2011 Leave a comment


Embarrassed Republicans

Gaddafi Jr. Lays It All Out for Us

February 21, 2011 Leave a comment


One Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words Dept.:

“The madman never realizes that he is mad. The same is the case with the stupid – the stupid person never realizes that he is stupid.
To realize that you are mad is the beginning of sanity; to realize that you are stupid is the beginning of intelligence.
There is nothing wrong in being stupid. But to be stubborn and to insist that
your stupidity is wisdom, that is a problem.”

(from Moa Sahli, Socratic News, Facebook)

Worst body language since Al Gore debates.

Hi, I'm a clueless twit, but I have PhD.

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